6:45am: *Sigh and stretch* Yay, Mommy! You're here! I'm so happy to see you! Oh, look, Daddy, too! Bye, Daddy! Have a great day at work!
6:50am: I think I'm going to test out this new whining noise I've learned how to do. Yeah, that's it. That sounds great! I love this noise! Let me try squnching up my face with it too. Haha, look at Mommy. She keeps singing at me and trying to get me to laugh. That must mean she likes it too. I think I'll do it for her ALL DAY.
6:55am: Mmmmmmmm.....food.
7:05am: Huummmmmhhhhhhhh, push, push, push. There we go. Mommy? Clean up, aisle four!
7:30am: Hey, Mommy, my legs are sore from my shots yesterday. And, hmmm, yeah, I'm kind of hot too. It's uncomfortable. And my gums hurt. And my legs hurt. Oh, I already told you that? Well, they do.
7:45am: Yuck, yuck, yuck! My Apple Blueberry doesn't taste right! What did you put in it?? Are you trying to give me that nasty Tylenol again? I suppose I won't throw up on you because I am awfully hot now. Did I tell you it's uncomfortable? Maybe I should tell you in my whining voice? Yeah, that sounds good.
7:46am: Yay for my Baby Einstein piano!!! Love it! Well, no, I'm bored with it now.
7:47am: Yay for my bouncy ball dinosaur! Love it! Well, no, I'm bored with it now.
7:48am: Yay for my Exersaucer! Love it! Well, no, I'm bored with it now.
7:49am: Yay for my ice teether! Love it! Well, no, I'm bored with it now.
7:50am: Yay for Mickey Mouse Club on the couch! This is cool, we don't do this very much. I think I'll let it distract me for a whole five minutes.
7:55am: Mommy, dancing and singing is so fun! I love it! Can we do it all morning long?
8:00am: Why did you put me down, Mommy?
8:02am: PICK ME UP, MOMMY!
8:04am: Mommy, dancing and singing is so fun! I love it! Can we do it all morning long?
8:15am: Well, honestly, that's not making me happy anymore either. Did I mention that I'm hot? And my legs and gums hurt? Did I tell you that?
8:30am: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
9:30am: Hey, Mommy! I'm awake!
9:45am: Mmmmm...fo...nah, I don't feel like eating right now. Thanks, though.
10:30am: Mommy, will you get me some ice for my gums? They hurt. Did you know that? Oh, you did? Well, how about that ice? Thanks! Oh, this will be funny. While Mommy's downstairs grabbing that ice I'm going to thump really loudly on the floor and then put my head down and lay here totally still like I hurt myself when she comes back. HILARIOUS.
10:30.36am: HAHAHAHA, Mommy, you look so worried. I'm fine. No, my pupils aren't dilated. What are pupils?
10:40-11:15am: I love this whining noise I can make. It really gets my point across.
11:30am: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
1:30pm: Hey, Mommy! I'm awake and I'm HUNGRY! I guess I should have eaten more earlier. Oh well. You'll make a bottle really quickly now right? By the way, now I'm really hot. You might want to do something about that.
1:35pm: Mmmmmmmmmm.....food.
2:00pm: Mommy, stop watching Ellen and pay attention to me. I'm having a tough day, you know. I don't feel quite as hot now. I think you must have tricked me into more medicine somewhere while I was eating. But, now my gums are REALLY bothering me. I know I usually like it when you rub them, but not today. Don't touch my mouth. I know how to use these two new teeth.
3:15pm: NO, I don't want to go to sleep again! No, no, no! Don't make m..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
4:15pm: AHHHHHHHH! Why am I all sweaty? Gross!!! Come help me, Mommy!!!!!!!
4:20pm: Mmmmmmmm.....food.
4:25pm: Daddy!!!!! You're home!!!! I'm SO, SO, SO excited to see you!!!! I haven't smiled at Mommy since I woke up, but I sure am excited to see you!
4:30pm: I know I said I was excited to see you, Daddy, but now can I tell you about my tough day? I can do it in a whining voice.
4:45pm: Hey, Grandma and Grandpa. Can I tell you about my tough day too? I'd prefer to do it while Mommy or Daddy is holding me. They can eat dinner later, right?
5:30pm: BATHTIME!!!! I LOVE MY BATH!!! This is so great. I mean, really, so great. Who else has a whale tub to take a bath in? I'm sure no one. This is so awesome.
5:40pm: Um, hello? Did you hear me when I said I loved my bath? Why are you taking me out of it? I'd really prefer to be in it. Well, y'all are being kind of funny right now...ok, ok, I'll smile. But, just a bit.
6:10pm: Mmmmmmmm.....food.
6:20pm: Fuss. That's all, just fuss.
6:30pm: Ohhhhh, story time! Love it!!!!!!
6:35pm: Story time is over? What???
6:45pm: I know I'm usually happy during my bedtime routine, but not tonight, guys, not tonight.
6:50pm: Night, night Mommy and Daddy! I love you!!!!!
Good grief.
